Quote Roll: February 8, 2016

Gambling Herald Quote Roll of the week is here once again. We’ll take you to the magical realm of gambling through the perspectives of famous public figures. Quote Roll will give you five wise quotations about gambling. The judgment will your duty eventually. 

After the last week’s successful launch of the Quote Roll section, we are continuing with un-fresh quotations from some famous people. Some of our guests are visiting us from the realm of the dead since they have already bribed Charon to cross River Styx.

We also have a presidential candidate among us today. Say hi to Donald Trump since he is about to lose his patience to be among you, guys! Edward Norton just came from the Fight Club. There is no female participants today since we decided to have “only boys” party. It is time to roll the quotes like the British rolling cheese and chasing ’em down the hill.

Wilson Mizner – “Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.”

It seems like famous American playwright Wilson Mizner had a negative gambling experience that he couldn’t forget. What could be the reasons? First of all, he didn’t read our Online Gambling Guide for Beginners, so he didn’t know how to gamble online. Secondly, he wasn’t aware of the existence of amazing online casino promotions, like the rest of the humanity who existed in the same era. If you don’t believe in me, ask this Iraqi guy who won $6.4 million online lotto prize.

Jean Paul Getty – “Gambling is risk-taking. It might be said the owner of a casino gambles, takes risks, but he has the odds in his favor, so that’s intelligent gambling. If I wanted to gamble, I’d buy the casino.”

Mr. Getty, once the richest man on earth, knew how to handle the risky business using the power of cash, apparently. It is like utilizing cheat codes in Grand Theft Auto game, rather than completing all the missions one by one. Imagine that your favorite soccer team is in a play in which the first scorer wins the game; they are granted penalty shoot-out right after the first whistle and they win. In other words, gamble smart and win following the easiest way says Mr. Getty.

Artie Lange – “A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.”

Well, there is nothing wrong about following the born-again belief. However, Las Vegas is the most sinful American city after New Orleans. Moreover, why do someone go to Vegas unless they want to gamble and drink? Have you ever seen a person who goes to Vegas regularly to attend classical music concerts or Sunday masses? Every place has its own purpose, indeed. You shouldn’t go to Amsterdam if you are a part of an anti-cannabis organization. To conclude, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas; so set your gambler spirit free.

Donald Trump – “I played golf with my friends, and then I started to play with the hustlers. And I learned a lot. I learned about golf; I learned about gambling. I learned about everything.”

Well, hope he hasn’t learnt politics from the hustlers. It is true that gambling world can teach a person a lot. I am not sure if you can learn how to play golf through gambling. You can learn how to bet on soccer maybe?

Edward Norton – “Life, like poker has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.”

According to Edward Norton, you can be very successful after reading our Poker for Beginners guide since life is like poker. Learn poker, learn life. It is that simple. What if he opened a Poker Club with Tyler Durden? We would hear them saying “First rule of the Poker Club is you don’t talk about the Poker Club. Second rule of the Poker Club is you don’t talk about the Poker Club. 6th rule of the Poker Club is that no shirts, no shoes. Game goes on until you run out of money.”